January 2012
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
December 2011
In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
angelarakathatgirl:
addictedtocockles:
#how’s it like in 2012? #flying cars? #zombies? #did justin bieber grow chest hair?
8D
Sooo mage Hawke is coming along nicely
I need to finish sealing the armor before I can paint but it’s looking really awesome, and I’m loving the tunic and cloak. I just need to finish making the buckle and some more straps for the belt
I hope my wig arrives soon ;w; first time I’m actually making most of the cosplay and it’s so exciting!
and sorry if I seem out of it I...
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
aledrina:
I’ve been caught. I was hiding in an Anders suit before, but this is the real me. I hope you guys can still love me.
ethereal-ineffability:
rimpelstilskin:
...
Straw Fedoras →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
How teens and adults text:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Follow this blog, you’ll love it on your dashboard!
my mom is a...
Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
carriecmoney:
bulletthestars:
segastarlit:
THE FUNK
tony.
after tony stark orz
ButterMellow
because its predecessor was SunshineDaisy
Roderich!
A Place Without A Name: pancakesandplaid:... →
pancakesandplaid:
milodrums:
pancakesandplaid replied to your post: “FUS RO DAH”, Anders shouts.
“JUUUSSSTTIIIIICEEE”
MAGES SHOULD BE FREE!!111!1?!?!?111
IN THE CHANT IT CLEARLY STATES “MAGIC EXISTS TO SERVE MAN, AND NEVER TO RULE OVER HIM” BUT THIS DOES NOT…
THEREFORE, WE SHOULD BLOW EVERYTHING UP.
Oh
Mom: Any adults with you in the house?
Me: Yes...
Mom: Who?
Me: A man.
Mom: Your uncle?
Me: No, my lover.
Mom: I thought you were gay.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
I am so nice
Jaime: Waifu, your hubby is so old. I turn twenty next week. It's terrifying!
Me: Aww, you ain't THAT old. Maybe old enough where I can finally call you 'auntie' and buy you a walking cane. Perhaps ordering a bouncy house for the party will make you feel better.
championofrainbows:
oddsbodokins:
criminallyincompetent:
so wait
let me get this straight
if morrigan’s baby had the soul of an old god
and that old god was urthemiel
and urthemiel was a dragon
then
does that mean
that morrigans creepy old god baby
was dragonborn???
SARAH…….
SOMEONE.
CROSSOVER FIC.
NOW
Peachy and Fat: how to decode a person with an... →
pinalinet:
capricarnal:
euclase:
things we are trying to do all the time:
be safe
things we can’t help but do all the time:
second-guess ourselves
behave impulsively and reactively
take everything personally
worry
worry
worry
have difficulty accepting compliments
have difficulty…
I try to avoid reblogging stuff but I’ve been struggling with an anxiety disorder for around 8 years...
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
Watchstripperloki:
baronvonehren:
sherlockspeare:
forever-a-bear:
sherlockology:
Sherlock has been sold to over 180 territories worldwide. So, what do the characters sound like? This video answers all…
This is why I got it in French *-* Best decision I ever made.
This. Is. Beautiful.
wow guess who the fuck is downloading russian???
This was really neat! @A@
We all have that one friend who shouldn't even be...
like me, for example
People before following me: What a great blog! They seem like a cool person, I think I'll follow them. :)
People 3 minutes after following me: Oh god what no WHY
thank you hussie
someone: where am i
hussie: check the sky
funimationentertainment:
turntechwolfhead:
Homestuck and Hetalia updated at the same time? How did Tumblr not crash yet?
dude that’s what i’m asking
