Eliza: Usually my Auntie, turns into my mom for cons

Daffy: Usually my husband, turns into my dad for cons

Bill: I have no fucking idea. Husband-in-law or something through Daffy, and then step-dad through cons? 

Or does that make Bill the uncle?

And since Eliza’s usually my aunt, is she Aunt-Mom?

Who is also like my sister, so Sister-Aunt-Mom?

And Daffy’s Husband-Father? 

And I know Abbi’s my Sister-Wife, and…

Then there’s Mattie, who’s my Uncle-Dad.

And Julia, who’s… Mom usually, and con Grandma.

And then Gilly, who’s usually Mama and then… 

…

you know what

forget it